schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

by NadoBubble May 20, 2008

schlamb

When an intoxicated female engages in sexual acts with an unattractive male. She later regrets all choices made.

Peter schlambed Chrissy when she was really drunk.

by Steve Marcus January 18, 2008

schaumpton tall boy

the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.

"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy

by jayfour42O December 4, 2010

schramek

An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.

"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"

example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"

by schrameklover February 9, 2019

schaumburg

a large town in northeast illinois, west of chicago. Pop. consists of over 85,000 people. Includes one of the largest (and cleanest) malls in america, (Woodfield). Most schools are taught by educators with a masters and doctorite in teaching. Places of interest: Prairie Center for the Arts, Septemberfest, and Woodfield Mall. High Schools: Schaumburg High School (home of the saxons); and James B. Conant High School (home of the cougars). Schaumburg is also named after a city that resides in Germany, so it makes sense that most of the residents are german. The happiest place on earth!

1. Yesterday I went to Schaumburg and shopped at Woodfield Mall.

2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.

by shapplemapple November 13, 2006

Schalmont High School

A school in Rotterdam New York filled with your typical students and so called social rejects, I myself would probably have been classified as a social reject but I don't really give a shit. a school that is also filled with nasty ass girls that tan in the winter and get drunk as fuck and sleep with the jocks. there are a few bulldykes in Schalmont they generally wont hurt you until you look into there eyes. Schalmont was built in the 1950's and is a cross between SCHenectady ALbany and MONTgommery counties, nice school but alot of people there suck ass and think there the shit, if you run into these kids don't give them eye contact because they will try to fight you for no reason. also we have one girl in our school that looks like a man and will crush anybody that gets in her way. Schalmont is also an insult for any kid that thinks hes the shit. also a new haven for pot heads. also filled with Italian wannabes and wiggers who believe everything they see on the MTV and VH1 and BET would post more but it would take a while and the Schalmont kids would throw a fit after reading this.
-P.S. I graduated from Schalmont a while back so you cant do shit.

-Look at Kevin trying to act gansgter, you can automatically tell hes a Schalmont.
-Dylan is such a Schalmont listen to the way he talks
-omg, I stepped in some Schalmont on the way to the bus, im gonna be sick.
-Every morning in front of the auditorium a whole bunch of peckerwood wiggers stand around and listen to old gay ass rap and ruin reggae music.
-if you attend Schalmont High School you probably dealt with the worst of the worst.

by Schalmontlcassof09 March 1, 2010

SCHWAM

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador November 7, 2007