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scuzzlecunt

Definition unknown but does contain the word cunt.

Used to describe selfish immature boys who manipulate girls to get what they want.
Girl: *boysname* and I just broke up.
Girl2: You didn't need that scuzzlecunt in your life anyways.
by Insert_Username_Here April 26, 2011
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scuzzle

An expression used to describe something or someone who is extremely grotesque looking.
"Eek, that dude is totally a scuzzle!"
by Alice and Amanda August 26, 2005
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sazzled

Completely burned out, tired, or frustrated.
After workin' all week, I be SAZZLED!
by Fizzle Shizzle Nizzle September 13, 2003
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King Shazzle

-Noun

All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
Servant 1: King Shazzle, can I assist you in any way?

King Shazzle: Yes, please insure that no one sleeps in my bed while I am off conquering new territories.

Guard Ballard to Servant 1: Did you get those blood stains out from when I deflowered my boyfriend in the Master's bed?

Servant 1: Yes, they are clean. He will have no idea.
by Frickerrr June 29, 2009
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Spazzle

1. To be used in lovestruck circumstances, when nothing else comes to mind.
2. When you have an outer body experience and no words can describe how you feel.
3. A strong connection between two people.
4. While napping, a sudden jerky movement, but still remaining very smooth and fluid.
5. An alternative to yes; a very enthused proclamation.
6. The sound made by sucking in excess saliva in a loving way.
1. Tanner: I love you
Caitlin: Spazzle!

2. Caitlin: I want to bottle you up in put you in my heart
Tanner: Spazzle!

3. Tanner: When I'm with you I feel so...
Caitlin: Spazzle!

4. Tanner: ZzZzZZzzZZzZZ....
Caitlin: Awww, I love sleeping next to you and feeling your spazzles!

5. Tanner: Did you see the moon last night?
Caitlin: Spazzle!

6. Tanner: Then I took her in the back room and had my way with her!
Zenobia: {Spazzle!}
Caitlin: SPAZZLE!
by ttime5115 August 15, 2007
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sazzlex

- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'
Sexy sazzlex :)
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by Bloke From Blackburn November 10, 2008
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Scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that Eric Cartman originally made up in a campfire story in the episode “Volcano”. According to the story, he lives on the mountain and kills anyone who dares to climb to the top, because it likes the taste of blood and likes to add pieces to its deformed body. He has a piece of celery for one of his hands and one of his legs is replaced with Patrick Duffy. He weaves wicker baskets as a hobby.

Also PWNz n00bs during online games sessions while collecting magical boots.
Scuzzlebutt PWN't me so hard last night. He tricked me with his deformed Patrick Duffy Leg. I gave him 2 nice pairs of magical boots.
by Scuzzelbutt January 15, 2009
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