an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself
by Scallops November 9, 2021

by Scallops November 9, 2021

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter
by Zachory October 8, 2020

The act - intentional or accidental - of burping in your partner's open mouth during a moment of intimacy.
We were having a lovely evening. I went in for the kiss. Poor thing must not have been feeling well as she returned the gesture with a yellow scallop.
by dfjquest September 16, 2025

by BenRoberts April 15, 2022

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.
Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...
Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...
Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018
