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cunt scab

the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.

causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese

treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.

also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.
man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.

**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"

teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"
by stephen cummings January 20, 2006
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Raver Scabies

Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.
Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies
by Daeth Rayne January 29, 2004
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scab dog

a low life that crosses a protest line to work while everyone is on strike

this type of person has no spine, no morals, no friends, usually a coward, and quite possibly interferes with small children

also known as a parasite,
look at that scab dog, if i see the cunt out on the street i will skull fuck him
by bannana man February 18, 2007
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Scabies

Scabies is a very itchy skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into your skin.
I have scabies, and I had severe itching last night, because of it. Damn mites.
by Allizard April 21, 2008
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scab collector

"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"

"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."
by richard bean August 9, 2008
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scabid

Don't touch her or you'll get scabid.
by antic February 27, 2011
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Scab Shadow

Where a scab is so thick it casts its own dark shadow.

Also a name to Big Mikes made up band where he plays lead air guitarist.
Person one; Hey, are you going to check out that new band, Scab Shadow?

Person two; Fuck yea! Big Mike is bad ass!
by Jenn2.0 May 1, 2022
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