Sausaged

Unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. Typically used by males.

Dude, I was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!

by msong November 11, 2010

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Sausage On

A hand crafted sausage on toast by the 'Sandwich Bar'

Best thing on earth.

You better be copping me a sausage on in the morning lad or you'll die.

by GinMoon February 28, 2019

Sausage

An insult used to call someone a "loser".

You are such a sausage

by Constantine Voyages January 6, 2004

sausage

A huge shit left in the toilet or urinal.

Timmy left a huge sausage in the toilet.

by Tom McFinney May 6, 2007

sausage

A meat product which comes in cylindrical form, usually composed of various animal products.

Put some sausage between these buns, please.

by crunk nigga holla December 28, 2005

Sausage

The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.

The process of making a sausage is as follows:

1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010