sarfecious

mocking and joking for the affect of humor.

Katie:Listen to my cough.
Greg:It sounds like a sick cough.
Katie:Are you being sarfecious? I'm really sick.
Greg:No, you really do sound sick, my sweet ghetto deal.

by G unit February 8, 2004

sinceriously

The state of being incredibly sincere and serious at simultaneous intervals within the Space-Time Continuum.

Mom: "Son, we need to talk about your cat's inane behavior in relationship to the proximity of the toaster."

You: "But mom, the cat understand that data does not weight."

Dad: "The Red Army could benefit from such a young, youthful mind in it's ranks!"

Cat: "Sinceriously, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people."

by Hnnng Check 'Em December 10, 2011

Sinceriously

Sincere and seriously smooshed together.

I'm sinceriously sorry about what happend after the break up

by Turboflamas May 30, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch

"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"

by fucksliknik April 14, 2017

Scerious

Scerious is pronouced as though you are saying serious with the letter K in front of the first E.Scerious is a word only to be used in the most solome and serious situations. It means Serious but the word also indicates if your friend is lying you get to whoop his ass. It is kinda like putting Ferreal and Serious into one word.

I am Scerious I Banged your Girl Friend.
Or
Dude, are you scerious.

by Eric Reed July 24, 2008

sarfetious

Combination of sarcasm + facetious

That dress looks awesome on you! I bet you can get the same effect with a potato sack!! Yes, I was being sarfetious!

by Visnja January 26, 2011