by nakakcm January 10, 2015
I have decided I'm sapiosexual, as I want to feel like a further special snowflake with not only my gender, but my sexuality.
by Honest Internet September 28, 2015
by not_a_fuckin_liar August 15, 2017
A sapiosexual dude is equally happy with his face either buried in a book or between a librarian's legs.
by bigmidas June 14, 2019
Where the Dunning-Kruger effect and the bedroom collide. An alleged sexual orientation for people whose assessment of their own intelligence is far in excess of that of any reasonably objective observer, with the added benefit of making one a soi-disant minority, presumably an oppressed one.
People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.
Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.
People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.
Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.
by bald_rick September 24, 2011
The official sexuality of 'Chivalrous Gentlemen' (see neckbeard and nice guy syndrome), meaning an attraction to individuals (almost always of the opposite sex, and almost always conventionally attractive) with high intelligence (prime signifiers are interests in: Doctor Who, MLP, fedoras, and Japanese entertainment, etc. and rarely practical measures such as IQ, college education, or independence). Sapiosexuals take unhealthy interest in sexualizing children's cartoons, stalking women, and MRA Activism. Due to their luck, or lack thereof, in courting, they frequently blame society for sexual inactivity.
Sapiosexual Subject: Your boyfriend is a total jerk-off
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current relationship
Sapiosexual Subject: Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current relationship
Sapiosexual Subject: Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!
by CaptainZappy February 5, 2016
by notsapiosexual October 24, 2015