a sap

A sap stands for As Soon As Possible; as soon as you get the chance.

Yo holla at me A sap !

by Datmamifromda_215 July 26, 2005

saps

Some guy who thinks his shit don't stink.

Since Bob got his new dubs, he thinks he's a fucking saps.

by heyy\'all August 02, 2003

SAP

Smelly ass pussy

Leeroy the janitor had to use gloves to take the seat outta class cause of her SAP

by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 31, 2020

sap

Verb: To make someone leave or at least shut up. Used in eSports tournaments when a caster tells an unfunny jokes or makes a bad analysis and Twitch chat would spam for the caster to be "sapped". The term originates from the Hearthstone card Sap which returns an enemy minion from the battlefield back into their hand.

*caster makes a lame joke*
Twitch chat: SAP CASTERS

by opobdtfs February 23, 2017

sapped

Under the influence of a drug called "Salvia Dinivorum".
When one is tripping on Salvia.

He is really sapped right now from smoking that shit.

by Christopher T. Sawyer II January 25, 2005

SAP

Stabbing Ass Pain - the most intense, excrutiating sharp pain that originates at the anal opening, comes on unexpectedly, and causes you to squeeze your butt cheeks shut, hoping to cut off the pain before it continues to shoot up into your upper ass area. generally very embarrassing, as it has a tendency to occur in public situations.

person experiencing SAP:
"OHHH! What the F!?!?"
person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain.
witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd:
"LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy."
horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer

by WigglesMe November 24, 2006

Sapped

Heavily under the influence of a substance ex.- Marijuana, Xanax, Alcohol, etc

"Dude I'm fuckin sapped"
"Lets get sapped"

by Moneycrim November 11, 2017