santastic

Adjective to describe that comfortable satisfaction one gets from stuffing their head-holes with fat-and-sugar laden holiday food for a month. Also describes one's new larger physical profile from same.

Guy 1: Man, I've been chowing on pie and Christmas cookies non-stop for the last three weeks. I feel Santastic!

Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!

Guy 1: Suck it.

by The Evil Steve December 21, 2008

Saltationist

Someone who disses people so badly and embarrasses them to such a serious length then are they known as being a saltationist. It is also someone who can verbally torture someone so badly that they take it up as a job and do it constantly as a daily ritual.

Yo, don't be gettin' into yo momma battles wit dis kid...he is a true saltationist.

This saltationist will own you so badly dat you gunna need a collar to put around yo neck that says "BITCH" on it.

by DeeRocca July 8, 2007

Stantatinic

Scary in a fantastically awesomely weird way.

Did he/she just ask you out? And you like him/her back...That's kinda stantatinic, you know?

by Dark Queen of No Where August 6, 2009

santasise

to have sexual fantasies involving a tubby man in a red suit with a white beard.

'i saw mummy kissing santa claus, you can only santasise'

by AmethystAngel December 27, 2009

santatude

This is the good attitude you have to maintain during the holiday season if you want to get lots of presents.

I'm returning Nick's presents because of his bad santatude.

by NickandNoahsmom December 24, 2010

santalis

A beautiful, amazing, but bipolar girl. She's only there for those whose there for her. And she never chases after anyone. She sometimes get's taken for granted but doesn't let that affect her or anything she wants to do in life.

Santalis is my sexy bipolar friend.

by Jamayra May 6, 2018

Stantation

Striking out an absurd amount of times throughout your baseball season. Similar to Giancarlo Stanton.

I can't believe I am striking out this much. This is a stantation!

by adclark32 May 29, 2018