A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.
by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. by The White Parade February 12, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a “naughty list” the uses this list to choose which children’s houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We don’t know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, “Is Santa Claus coming to your town?”
Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!
by iabast December 25, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
by oc3powerline March 30, 2010
Get the The Santa Clausmug. A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
by RealG92 April 9, 2017
Get the Santa Clausmug.