Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."

Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.

by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Sanitization

Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid

Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.

by TJandE July 15, 2020

sanitized words

Clean words that ate used in place of dirty words.

😆😏Hey potty mouth, use more sanitized words in front of my children instead of all that cussing. Lol. 🆗🆒☯️🤐🤤🐝

by M@m@bear November 10, 2018

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017