Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful
The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.
That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009
Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez
by Big 10 inch January 13, 2022
A true sexual feat. A Sixto Sanchez is when you stick a whole adult foot and an adult thumb up a persons ass 6 digits up the bum.
Whoa, Hat is a real savage, he totally Sixto Sanchez'ed that bitch last night after we left the club.
by Hat Garrett February 22, 2018
by goawayimbusyignoringyou February 5, 2016
1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 3, 2018
by evan, chill out! May 8, 2018
by unknown_kyla April 10, 2022