Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

mr sampson

Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's

yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull

by burak obamer June 26, 2019

chucky fraser sampson

he is the least funny guy in the world you will hate him the moment you see him you will regret it if you become his girlfriend

girl 1: man chucky sucks
girl 2: what hapend this time
girl 1:he just sucks in bed that's all
girl 2: thats what you get for having chucky fraser sampson as a boyfriend

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 6, 2020

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022