mr sampson

Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's
yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull
by burak obamer June 26, 2019
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Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.
"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"
by HHS words June 06, 2023
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Daniel Sampsons

A nickname for chalont white heads. Basicly the opps of nonchalant dread heads 😬
yo watch out its the Daniel Sampsons
by NoodleLord February 10, 2025
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Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
by Mr paperstacks November 30, 2015
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sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair
Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?
by Potatohead_547 April 30, 2022
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Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭
Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”
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Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 04, 2022
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