sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

Sampson park

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be

Sampson park represents RULE 3 , oxgang

by Sampson park November 23, 2021

sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair

Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?

by Potatohead_547 April 29, 2022

Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 5, 2023

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 6, 2020