saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 07, 2018

Broken Saltine

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.

she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...

by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 02, 2010

saltine cracka

a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family

His saltine craka ass be grittin on me man'.

by corn puddin March 02, 2003

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 03, 2016

Saltine Jigaboo

A white cracker that wants to be a jigaboo nigga

Josh : Whudup fam
Alex : Josh what the fuck are you doing
Josh : Shiii maen whad du you mean?
Alex : Stop being a Saltine Jigaboo, your a cracker dumbass.

by Man of Coochie November 23, 2022

saltine sally

A saltine sally is a person who is a wussy square cracker.

Damn it Mumbles, quit acting like a saltine sally!

by Jimi Vox May 01, 2008