Salsa Cock
Salsa Cock by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011
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Salsa slit
A derogatory term for a vagina after either a long hot day or a Ph in-balance of the 'knicker fat' in and around the koosal area.
Pedro: "Awww man was munching this bird out and it was well tangy... I was like bitch you need to clean your mushka once in a while"
Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."
Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."
Salsa slit by Quwark Yohanson. June 7, 2010
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Salsa dipping
A sexual act with flavor! Invented in the Mexican state of Tabasco, "Salsa dipping" consists of three steps. First, you pour some salsa into a vagina or anus. Second, the man inserts his member into the orifice and pulls out after a few pumps. The third and final step is the act of felatio performed by the person who was the salsa depository. Salsa dipping comes in many variations. It all depends on what kind of salsa you like. Do you want it to be a medium, mild, spicy, or really spicy experience!?! It's up to you.
Salsa dipping by Professor Staff February 23, 2009
Salsa Taco
Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!
Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
Salsa Taco by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007
salsa snack
disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.
salsa snack by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007
Salsa-monella
Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.
Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.
Salsa-monella by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010
Salsa Bath
Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.
Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.
More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.
This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.
More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.
This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."
"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"
"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"
"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."
"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."
"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"
"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."
Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."
"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."
"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."
Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"
"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."
Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."
Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."
"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."
"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"
"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"
"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."
"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."
"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"
"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."
Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."
"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."
"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."
Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"
"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."
Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."
Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."
"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."
"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
Salsa Bath by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012