Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.

"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"

by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008

Salkerny!

Pronounced (Sal-ker-nee)

A bastardized version of "sorry".

A variation of "sorry", used to humiliate someone after a victory.

A stronger, more intimidating use of the word "sorry"

I just beat you again in Madden football, SALKERNY!

I heard you got a speeding ticket, SALKERNY!

Greg just insulted Jim and said "salkerny"!

by cheeks1128yahoo February 10, 2010

Salerka

Diesel but in Lithuania it is called salerka

-My VW PASSAT 1.9 TDI powered by SALERKA

-Oh so you fucking poor

by Ariejas October 5, 2020

salert

a sassy person; when people pass by they must be alerted by this sassy person

omg! she’s such a salert!

by kittyarkly November 23, 2022

Scalper

Someone who buys things, such as computer graphics card, at the usual prices and then sells them, when they are difficult to get, at 100 times the regular price/MSRP.

Adam: I was trying to get a RTX 3070 for $399, It was out of stock and I looked on Ebay, and guess what? There's scalpers all around selling the 3070's for an INSANE price!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!

by UnknownUsername123! May 31, 2021

salter

Salter, a word referring to a jackass with nice qualities.

I like Bob, he's friendly. But he's a bit of a salter.

by yb1144 September 9, 2008