Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

by RogerG September 7, 2013

Swoosh Bag

A douchebag that only wears Nike

Oscar Pistorius is an old Swoosh Bag.

by boosh July 28, 2015

Swoosh Swoosh

Swoosh Swoosh is known on the internet for being another word for shit

Person 1: Is that swoosh swoosh
Person 2: yaaa

by LegendaryEv May 18, 2021

swoosh swoosh

a hot person yuh whos also very cool and has many friends and is a great gamer

omg is that swoosh swoosh
no way shes so cool

by swoooooooooosh August 8, 2021

The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.

"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.

by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018

Douche Swoosh

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

Tush Swoosh

That move a girl does as she is walking away and thinks she's right about a point she just made and / or something that she did proved she was right and you were wrong. Kinda like making a Nike Swoosh with her tush.

Dude, did that girl just give you the tush swoosh?

by Sunsational August 30, 2009