Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage

when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis

by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

swizzle butt

A person who has no idea what they are doing and no idea where they are going : ie Lost

What a swizzle butt , almost hit me with her car. She has no idea where she's going

by dano 123 April 3, 2015

Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.

He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.

by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016

swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

swizzle stick

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.

Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.

by Maisie M. December 30, 2006

swizzle stick

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc

"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."

by chronos May 27, 2004

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013