Sugondese 

The language of the Sugondese people from Sugonma, the capital city of Sugma with a population of 6942 people (2020 Census). It is the economic city of Sugma making approximately $696,969,420 a year. Its economy is based on its trading. It is the world's largest exporter of exotic nuts and other edible nuts. Its population count is only 10% of the country's total count of 69,420. Sugma only has a small population because it is a microstate with a total land area of 420 square kilometres.

Person 1: "deEZ nUtZ SURE ARe TAstY! WhEre dID yoU geT THEM FRoM?"

Person 2: "They are Sugondese nuts"

Person 1: "Wha-"

Person 2: "I said sugondese nuts"

Person 1: "Gladly."

Person 2: "wh- what the fuck r u doing"

Sugondese by GMN11 July 3, 2022

Sugondese 

The Sugondese are the native people of Sugondia, a country north of Russia.

The Sugondese are very horny.

Sugondese by anonymous July 8, 2022

Sugondese Knots 

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.

Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”

Sugondese Knots by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022

Sugondese deez

Your gay

I eat sugondese deez kids.
I love sugondese deez turtles.

Sugondese deez by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

sugondese diamond 

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one

Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.

sugondese diamond by virgin916 August 2, 2022

Mt. Sugondese 

Mountain located in the Grabahan Alps outside of Phoenix Arizona. This mountain is the largest mountain known to man. This mountain also has a species of chameleon that is 100 times bigger than the average yak.

Mount Everest is a speedbump compared to mt. Sugondese

Mt. Sugondese by Adolf Hertitties January 3, 2019

Mr.Sugondese

it’s a meme... and if you say this you will end someone’s career

You: Hey our substitute for math is Mr.Sugondese
Them: Who?
You: Mr. Suck on dese balls

Mr.Sugondese by papi_1359 May 7, 2021