stronken

Adj: to be both high and stoned at the same time. Originates from Dutch slang and it's a combination of dronken(drunk) and stoned.

"Dude, I am so stronken right now. It feels like I am in another planet."
"That guy over there is so stronken, he can't even park his car!"

by DoubleDutchRubber June 13, 2016

Shronked

Owned; defeated; pwned; beat (at a game).

1. I totally shronked you in Mario Kart last night.
2. GET SHRONKED!
3. After she beat me in 5 consecutive games of Mortal Kombat, I had to admit I'd been shronked.

by questioney March 10, 2019

Stronkey

Seizure of sorts, an inability to comprehend basic functions, dinosaur hands, fadeouts, the spazm that happens to the soul when youre high as shit and stand up to fast
See also Stronk

Ah shit bames nond is having a stronkey one
Bruv I need to sit down I'm a bit stronkey

by PooLip April 12, 2019

stronker

Another word for hard on

The stronker in my sweatpants is clearly visible

by XanSala July 13, 2024

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023

strooked

A person who is uptight, serious, strict, prude, sourpuss, taskmaster, grinch, nitpicker and / or annoying.

He’s Sooo strooked I can just hear his voice saying “oh wow you’re looking very unusual today” in his weird high pitched accent.

You’re kidding. What a strooked man! You should turn his electricity off one night.

I miss our strooked routines.

by Hunners March 5, 2024

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025