Spiknic

this is the joke definition of "a Hispanic picnic". Of course it's not meant to be discriminating or offensive, some people are just too fucking stupid to understand the humorous side of cultural diversity.

Tom: Hey, what do you call a bunch of Guatemalan guys going to the park?

John: I dunno, what?

Tom: A spiknic!
John: ROFL

by Chrome & Blood January 29, 2009

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Demon Spike

The empty and horrible feeling of guilt you feel in your gut after doing something stupid or embarassing while drunk. Typically felt first thing in the morning.

We went out last night and Charlie got wasted and pissed himself. I bet he has the hugest demon spike this morning.

I banged a tranny without a condom...I have the hugest demon spike.

by T MoneySC April 27, 2006

Great Lag Spike of Death

This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.

I tried to play Teh Build Box on Garrys Mod but we experienced The Great Lag Spike of Death.

by Teslarossa February 22, 2014

Shine Spike

In SSBM, when your opposing character is off the stage and you jump off the stage and spike him by using fox's reflector ensuring an even more difficult recovery.

God why do you have to be so cheap? Fucking shine spike.

by Diego Parra June 11, 2006

cpu spike

When the Central Processing Unit (cpu usage) shoots up.
Such as 2% to 60%. It doesn't necessarily have to go to 100%.

The computer is idle and suddenly you run a hardcore game. The CPU spikes at that instance.

by mailsummit2000 June 18, 2008

spirk

A portmanteau for the slash pairing between Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

"Did you read the new spirk?"
"Yes!! *squeeee*"

by jmtp March 18, 2008