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A combination of the name Kirk and Spock from Star Trek. Can be used to describe their friendship or a romantic relationship between them, although primarily romantic.
Fangirl 1: oh my god, spirk is totally canon!
Fangirl 2: I know, I just love them together. It's like they're basically already together even if it isn't technical.

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Fangirl 3: Spock and Kirk are such great friends!
Fangirl 4: Yeah, they really care about eachother.
Spirk by Spnfanatic August 15, 2016
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A portmanteau for the slash pairing between Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
"Did you read the new spirk?"
"Yes!! *squeeee*"
spirk by jmtp March 18, 2008
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The yaoi pairing of Captain Kirk and Commander Spock, from Star Trek. Widely considered canon.

Most Spirk fanfics are either pointless fluff, or insanely dirty sex scenes with no plot whatsoever. If you find a good fanfic that has an actual plot and isn't pointless fluff, good for you!
Many people consider Spirk to be canon, because of the Backrub Scene in the TOS episode, Shore Leave.
Spirk by Spirk Is Uber Hot January 5, 2010
Spirk: A combination of the words knife, fork and spoon. How it works is that it acts just like a spork, but on the front of it there is a blade which is used for cutting but also to get a better grip on the utensil by pressing your fingers on the sides of the blade.
They are only using a spirk to eat their meal without having to use 2-3 different utensils.
spirk by Kierahn January 11, 2022
the combination of a fork, spoon, and knife into one useful implement
spirk - http://www.yooralla.com.au/DVAGRAPHICS/AH01-0009.jpg
spirk by Dan Cardin September 27, 2008
Spirk by Nicholas King May 21, 2007

Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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