A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.
by Bondiki October 13, 2008

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
by Spanner dog January 10, 2020

by nimbyfield August 23, 2007

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010
