tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005
mugGet the tit spannersmug.

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.
it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.
by Bondiki October 13, 2008
mugGet the spanner weathermug.

wank spanner

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner
by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004
mugGet the wank spannermug.

spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
mugGet the spanner monkeymug.

Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
by Spanner dog January 10, 2020
mugGet the Spanner Dogmug.

spanner eyes

A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.
Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten
by nimbyfield August 23, 2007
mugGet the spanner eyesmug.

Jam spanner

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!
by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010
mugGet the Jam spannermug.

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