plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Pork Scotch Dance

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

scotchka

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts scotch whiskey and vodka.

Lisa: It looks like you need a drink.

Johnny: Mmm. This is good.

Lisa: Damn straight it's a scotchka

by Scotchka_love September 3, 2009

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

Pork Scotch Shades

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.

Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009

Sitchy

Slang for a gun or firearm, usually used in new york

Pass me the sitchy imma go do a hit

by bandzman1 October 30, 2020

Walter Sobchak

One of the greatest characters ever in a film. Played by John Goodman, Walter Sobchak is a vietnam veteran who gives a shit about the rules of bowling. Friend of The Dude, man.

"MARK IT ZERO!" - Walter, making Smokey follow the rules because he was over the line.

by SuperSonicX July 15, 2008