stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 7, 2025

Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

to donkey-head someone

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

by AyOxford January 20, 2014

to push someone's broom

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.

A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015

Missing someone

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.

someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.

by missing my pup November 12, 2018

how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.

"have you seen this incredible guide on how to kill someone?"

by boltforge May 16, 2016

give someone butterflies

To have overwhelming excitement when you see someone you have feelings for; or a feeling you get when someone you love kisses or touches you.

Every time Erik kisses me I get butterflies; saying "he gives me butterflies"; it's a good thing to give someone butterflies

by Casey_cakes November 6, 2013