Sock

A poor womans pad during her period or when caught by surprise. This is where the missing sock goes every month.

"Hey baby are you off the sock yet?"

by familyguy April 26, 2005

Sock

Same; me too

"I have class at 9."
"Oh really?! Sock! Let's sit together!"

by calisorangesharpie December 6, 2009

sock

when a person ejackulates into a sock and hits another person on the head with the sock.

if you dont swallow i will sock you

by tim September 6, 2003

Sock

Something you put over your foot so your foot doesn't smell.

I need a sock

by Jarrod February 5, 2003

Sock

noun; foot garment used by flatchested females or underendowed males to create an illusion of fullness or "bulge"
verb; to use sock(s) for above purposes

"Look at dat bitch Kat, she socked tonight!"
"Look at that fool Matt, you know he used a sock"

by BeauDerek April 12, 2003

sock

(noun) police and military slang for a "plant gun" -- gun placed near or on a suspect by the arresting official as fake evidence of threat.

The term "sock" is used because the plant gun is usually "found" in the suspect's sock, where it is easiest to conceal the act of planting the evidence. In military war zones, it is an illegal but common practice to keep a steady supply of plant guns handy

Oh fuck, I just shot that perp dead in his grill -- someone slide me a sock!

by bunky42 July 28, 2009

sock

a mitten for your foot it normally comes in a pair of twos and keeps your feet toasty warm ;

1. man, my feet are so cold i need a pair of socks

by sock lover December 1, 2009