papal smear

The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope

Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect

by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

Smeagling

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

by toon definitions November 11, 2014

Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

Papp Smear

When paparazzi and the media selectively use negative photos and/or stories of celebrities in an effort to manipulate public opinion of that celebrity.

Lisa: Oh my god, can you believe that Papp Smear of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on vacation in Hawaii?

Allison: Ooh, that’s gross!

Lisa: No, I mean the photos that showed supposedly how fat her butt was, when she’s really a size 2?

Allison: Oh yeah. That was pretty obnoxious of the paparazzi and TMZ, but typical.

by Mrstz October 14, 2010

pap smear

when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.

"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"

by nikki big papa October 23, 2007

smad

smad: to be both simultaneously sad and mad at the same time.

dude, I'm fucking smad that so many other people entered "smad" on urban dictionary before me.

by chanimalcrackers August 12, 2012