Smatcho

if your insulting a complete dick and cant think of anything else to call them call them a SMATCHO!! or stick the word into any context you like when your confused. Its an ambiguous word

you dirty SMATCHO
SMATCHO off you SMATCHO

by BILLY SITCH (RAOUL) May 16, 2004

smitcannon

Rocket Launcer. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Woops crazy ass in most games.

Suck my smitcannon biotch.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

smitch

a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'

Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?

by andy miller April 18, 2004

Smetch

The feeling you get when your stomach sinks to your arse hole about some vitally important thing you were supposed to do.

Equally you may also experience a smetch when a larger, harder man approaches you for a fight and your arsehole expands in fear.

"Dude i was driving in my car and i hit an old woman last night"

"NO way dude"

'Yeh! i was smetch as fuck!'

by MaximusS01 December 1, 2011

Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.

Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.

by Natate Grande February 19, 2003

SMTC

SUCK -MY - THROBING - COCK

SO I TOLD MY OLD LADY,PAINT THIS WEEKEND SMTC.

by DMAN 723 September 21, 2011

smitchens

A small amount.

"We haven't been lifting and landing, collecting smitchens of gold minerals for nothing, have we? What's a smitchens?" -Day9 Daily #592 P3. 6/03/2013

by Torcheon October 26, 2013