thrapston slap

slapping an inbred female from or in thrapston with your penis on the forehead

man, i gave that bird a right thrapston slap yesterday

by rhyseyg August 16, 2010

slap my pop tarts

The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.

Did you slap my pop tarts earlier?

by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020

Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009

Goat Slap

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.

How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?

by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016

pimp slap

well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.

How to preform:

While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.

the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.

Just finished pimp-slap(n) some dude for not comming up with the rent.

by adrian November 27, 2003

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010