shartnel

small pieces of shit that explode from ones anus during a shart

Andrew knew instantly after he sharted that he felt pieces of shartnel in his silk briefs.

by lg95409 December 2, 2010

Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money

1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""

by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011

Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.

Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart

by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009

sharpie

The greatest invention known to man since the gun. will mark on any surface known to man, even some known to monkeys. is friggen awesome. you need to buy some. at least 100.

sharpies kick ass

by Iain April 7, 2004

Sharrieff

Sexiest black man alive, very rare.. rarer than pepe. also has 8 inch dick

i banged Sharrieff a week ago and im still sore

by champaignmamii May 5, 2016

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

shartial

a partial shart

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.

by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009