Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.

1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"

by DoomQuack May 16, 2015

Hand Shammy

A hand job by a jewish girl

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.

by 707CASA September 18, 2008

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

by europolice March 24, 2010

SHAMMY DOODLE

Shammy doodle meaning simply when condonation has built up on a window and you proceed to draw a picture using your finger.

"look at my cool shammy doodle"

by Dogshit Dave May 24, 2022

Dirty Shammy

When your partner uses your panties to wipe his cum off of your face than shoves it in your mouth as a ball gag

I knew I liked him when he gave me a dirty shammy

by SPARKY DEEDUBS August 17, 2023

shimmy shammied

When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"

"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."

by suzanne081804 March 13, 2007

shammy cream

A cream you put in between your balls and your ass.

“I ordered some shammy cream for biking”

by Tay the man May 06, 2021