Salad

An adjective used to describe a soft action.

Friend: I'm kind of in the mood to stay in tonight and watch movies with my chick.

Me: That is straight salad.

by bwhalen18 December 8, 2010

salad

The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.

When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".

by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006

Salad

A word describing something or someone that’s weird/gross/disgusting.

“Oh he’s a fucking salad, he hangs with those people”

“They’re a bunch of salads I swear”
*salad emoji*

by Dubberrucks October 2, 2019

Salad

A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.

Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad

by Adam Hobbs May 14, 2008

Salad

An inept individual that lacks banterous chat and has a tendency to melt in social situations.

That guy is a complete salad.

by HugoK May 7, 2017

salad

A crunchy hard substance that ejaculates a pleasant white creamy thirst quenching liquid into your mouth when you bite.

That was such a salad last night.

And oh baby you made a great salad last night.

by quadraticformulabaybay109374 June 18, 2010

Salad

A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.

"pack a nice salad"

by FontE November 5, 2003