🅱️ A S S 

🅱️ A S S is the best instrument. A 🅱️ A S S is a lower stringer instrument played by slapping.

I slap the 🅱️ A S S, so I am a slapper

🅱️ A S S by Ncsasp January 10, 2020

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

S.S. Minnow Johnson by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

the 3 s's 

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

the 3 s's by Jesus January 11, 2004

K.I.S.S. 

Keep it simple stupid

Dude, your project is too complicated. Gotta K.I.S.S.

K.I.S.S. by Not /Available December 28, 2008

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?

Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? by W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? July 11, 2017

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

S.S.C.B.D. 

"Stall, Spin, Crash, Burn, Die" An acronym used by pilots to describe an airplane crash caused by pilot error.

"Man, you hear about that crash at the airport last week?"

"Yea, it was an S.S.C.B.D."

"What a dumbass"

S.S.C.B.D. by Johnbaron December 21, 2007