rusted

a middle aged person who wakes up with a hangover, despite never having drank alcohol the night before.

stayed up till midnight without so much as a drink, woke up rusted; my body hurts and I don't remember a thing.

by Isle Hoops February 25, 2020

RustedOtw

bitch

Have you heard of my wife? she's a total Rustedotw

by Dwort July 2, 2020

Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.

I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.

by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022

Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025

Rump rustled

Being so upset and mad that you no longer know what to do or to say

He was so rump rustled because he got proven wrong by the whole class

by qwert1357 April 13, 2015

skunk rusted

when you are masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips down into your asshole

" dude i accidentally skunk rusted myself yesterday night" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

The Rusted Urethra

The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.

Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024