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Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."
by John Detlor October 24, 2008
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Rumpenstick

When you are doing a girl doggy style, then on alternate strokes you use a beer bong to cram baked beans in her buttocks.
Totally gave Sheila the ol rumpenstick this morning before her first day of work. She likes her ass greasy, Tommy.
by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017
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Tims Rumpelkammer

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.
Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend
by international nightlife April 16, 2018
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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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rumpled slit skin

the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.
"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.
"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"
by my ass is super hairy March 1, 2009
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rumpelo

Norwegian term describing the yucky hair that collets in your bum bum, equivalent to navel lint, only in your ass
Gosh, ever since I started wearing these woolen clothes, my butt has been clogged by rumpelo
by Bøtta August 10, 2015
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