Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?

Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK

by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011

rupert grint

The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!

person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!

by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006

Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.

Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.

by Sniippered March 5, 2022

Rupert Graves

Actor, born 30 June 1963 in Weston-super-Mare, England. Best known for playing Detective Inspector Lestrade in the BBC series Sherlock. Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

A: Tell us about Rupert Graves.
B: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

by Tobias Gregson June 29, 2011

rudetard

Someone who is so astoundingly rude that you come to believe they may have a severe intellectual deficit.

We refer to our insanely noisy, frequently drunk and disorderly next door neighbor as the neighborhood rudetard.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

Rupert

British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.

What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...

by Savage Henry June 10, 2005

ruderalis

One of three major types of cannabis along with sativa and indica, ruderalis has the distinction of developing buds at a very early stage of growth regardless of the light cycle. Consequently, it only ever gets about a foot high. Although normal ruderalis plants have virtually no THC, there are hybrids that have most of the bud quality of regular weed, with the early budding of ruderalis plants.

You've got weed already? You just planted your seeds two months ago!
Yeah, it's a ruderalis hybrid. Not the best stuff you'll ever smoke, but better than Mexican brickweed.

by Melgar II June 11, 2008