A term used to describe man who is an accomplished weight-lifter (weight room), a passionate lover (bedroom) and a big tipper at gentleman's clubs (champagne room).
Kristi: Oh that James Harrison what a stud.
Sandra: Yeah my sister used to date him, she said he's a three-roomer. He benches 500 lbs, always left her walking funny the next morning and threw around those big bills at Mons Venus.
Sandra: Yeah my sister used to date him, she said he's a three-roomer. He benches 500 lbs, always left her walking funny the next morning and threw around those big bills at Mons Venus.
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Get the turtle rooter mug.1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
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Get the rectal rooter mug.An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
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