foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 23, 2020

Rooters Roost

Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".

Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)

by Hayden_Merkt#12 February 8, 2010

The New Roster

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.

A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up

by Zephid15 April 9, 2008

Rotter

Someone who is generally subversive, deviant, shameless and attracted to the more gutter styles of existence.

"Look at that rotter over there, he's shit his pants, he's pissed out of his face, he's just shagged that whore without a johnny, there's red wine stains all over his lips, his eyes have gone yellow, he's got odd socks on, the flies seem to be following him, there's a belt wrapped around his arm, he's dragging a dead dog on a lead, oh and look, now he's vomiting down his front!"

by Rory Lafferty November 16, 2007

rooter

A particular strain of male white trash, centered around Homer City, Pennsylvania. They are often seen with cans of Cope in their back pockets. The female variety are called called "Rooter-Chicks."

Ex: Check out the rooter with the wallet chain and JNCO jeans.

Ex: Look at that murder of rooters on their way to an ICP concert.

by RKolman January 21, 2010

Roster

Roster

Def. Your roster consists of 2 or more women that you are dealing with. The women on your roster can be called up at any time for sex or whatever role you have given them. Pimps back in the day had rosters and stables and the women they had on their rosters and stables knew about their pimps roster and stables and the other women on them, and they also knew their role on their pimps roster and in their stables. You can rank the women on your roster wherever you want because it's your roster and it should match your tastes.

Rules to the roster
1. A roster cannot consist of 1 woman, it must consist of at least 2 or more women
2. Your roster can only consist of women you are currently dealing with
3. If you are on her roster that means she is not on yours
4. Your roster is NOT your body count
5. Your Roster and your stable are two different things. Your roster and the women on it are specifically just for you. Whereas having a stable is like renting out horses, that's why pimps would use the word stable and not roster because they were making money off their hoes. You can have a stable for business reasons (like the pimps did) and a roster for personal reasons (personal ranking of the women you deal with ) but you best have that shit down in your mind and know how that shit works because just like a computer that shit will blow up in your face if you wire it wrong.

"All the women on my roster know their roles and know about each other."
Or
"Hey dude, I just started dealing with this dime piece... she's my second one, I got a roster now."
Or
"I don't keep no nickels on my roster"

by realboujee May 16, 2023