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Puerto Rican Roadblock

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010
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Polish Roadblock

When someone, usually in an SUV, drives in the passing lane directly alongside somebody else, thus keeping faster traffic from getting by.
I'd have gotten here quicker if there weren't so many Polish roadblocks on the interstate.
by AnonIhmous December 9, 2008
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Roadblocked

When an typically grassroots political party or movement gets killed off because the pseudo-democratic powers at be don't like it as it interferes with their agenda. In doing so the illusion of democracy is thought to be maintained as it doesn't appear too blatant and the movement ends up disappearing leaving people with no alternative by the time an election comes. Thus the cycle never ends yet the government will claim democracy works and gives everybody a choice.

Usual methods of roadblocking include but are not limited to: getting hijacked or bribed, not given any media time , paid or being classed as a terrorist organization.
Guy 1: Since when is the EDL a terrorist organization?

Guy 2: Since they got roadblocked.
by DemocracyIsDead September 5, 2020
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Dutch Roadblock

A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.
Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.
by Gipsy Boy October 4, 2016
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Minnesota Roadblock

For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.
Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.
by Mister Bule June 4, 2009
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Asian Roadblock

The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.
Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."
by Saadli January 17, 2013
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Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.
i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock
by carolus rex June 8, 2004
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