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Kentucky long rifle 

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)
She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

Cleaning the Rifle 

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.
Cleaning the Rifle by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

pump action yoghurt rifle 

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.
pump action yoghurt rifle by grem November 3, 2003

riding rifle 

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.
Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..
riding rifle by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010

black rifle disease 

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce
Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease
black rifle disease by AR builder November 4, 2013

clean the rifle 

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.
Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate
clean the rifle by sick0 May 26, 2004