Robitussin

The cure for just about any thing

kid. Mom Chris just got hit by a car.

Mom. Ill get the robitussin

kid. I just burnt myself on the stove
mom. I'll get the robitussin

kid. Mike jumped out his window and broke his leg
mom. Quick get the robitussin

by LostChitsukibeast November 29, 2010

Rabite

A yello, leggless rabbit. Commonly seen in the Mana series by Square Soft/Enix.

Rabites are the weakest monster.

by Baha May 17, 2005

Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

Risitas

A very legendary meme of a man laughing hard at a TV show.

Logan: Hey Vic, can you give me an example of a LeGeNdArY meme?
Vic: Risitas bro. Don't you know him?
Logan: No???
Vic: Man u such a normie.

by poopoolooloo January 27, 2021

RivitaShita

Pronounced (RYE-VEETA-SHEET-A)
to lay down, or take a RivitaShita, to goto the bathroom and lay a number two, to eat alot of fibre and lay down a grainy, horse styled RivitaShita.

"wow dude, i just went to your bathroom, that was one hell of a RivitaShita... Jeesus!!"

"hey girls, can you wait a minute before you join the boys, i need to lay down a quick RivitaShita"

hey hun, just warm the seats in the car, i need to run back inside for a quick - yet amazing - RivitaShita"

by ryan in london February 6, 2008

Ribitchulous

Ribitchulous - adj. : A ridiculous bitch. A female who's bitchiness is so ridiculous it caused a new word to be created just to describe the insanity.

"Dude, last night my woman got pissed that I farted and while I was asleep she duct-taped me to the bed and shaved my junk with an epilator." "What?! Dayum, that ho is ribitchulous!"

by Britterz&Carmack December 4, 2013

Ribisken

A miniature version of Ribs, usually a popular cafeteria item where prices are based on the weight of meals. Traditionally served with biscuits and gravy.

"We gon get da ribiskens today?"

"Whatchu say?"

"Sheeeeeit, da ribiskens."

by MilknCoookies April 8, 2009