retardiculous

something that is unbelievably asinine. wrong on so many levels, though often goes unnoticed by authorities.

This checklist is so redundant. It's retardiculous that we should all have to do this.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

retracticles

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

by mister gadget July 26, 2009

Retistic

Someone who reads the opposite way

Wow he is reading backward he Retistic

by Retire Ret April 6, 2022

retardican

anyone who is middle class to low income that votes republican. who truly believes that just because they think they are better than everyone else, it puts them in the the upper class tax bracket. someone who has too much pride to take food stamps to feed their 3 kids that are starving. but isnt ashamed to take donations from a church, therefore living off sympathy.

joe: hey david, why dont you vote for something that could possibly benefit people like you and me.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.

by runn141 May 13, 2009

retardican

A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama

Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!

by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009

Retardican

Republicans in general but especially the ones that voted 4 W. both times, don't believe in evolution, and do believe the world is only 6,000 years old

Sarah Palin is a Total Retardican

by Belial7809 December 28, 2008