Spicy restraint

When a male (or female) ties up their partner and sticks one of their hands into a back of takis, hot Cheetos or something spicy, and proceeds to rub the testes or lips of the vagina with the hand covered in said spices

Eddie: man I put her in a damn spicy restraint last night and fed her pussy some takis she was screaming it burned so much!
Tom: that’s weird bro you need help.
Eddie: nah she loved it we called it the spicy restraint.

by Doggo_stew January 10, 2021

Sexual restraining submission solicitation

When they lock a steel chain to your wrists knowing it's torturing you and laughing while the insert their rape stick

Sexual restraining submission solicitation is a form of acknowledged prostitution coming up on google results in disporportionate assaults

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018