Republicunt

Any female during the 2012 election that voted for Mitt Romney even though doing so would send her vagina back to the Stone Age.

"Barb voted for Romney? I hope she likes wearing a chastity belt for life. Stupid republicunt."

by Dark Dave December 15, 2012

welcome to the republican party

A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)

Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"

Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!

Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL

by hiddenattacker January 20, 2009

Republicans

Republicans are one of two dominant political parties in the United States, and the one that cleaves to generally rightist policies.

Gained support by convincing poor whites that poor blacks benefited disproportionately from aid programs, thus getting a bunch of plutocrats elected to office for the sole purpose of giving tax cuts to the rich.

Also reflexively oppose every policy proposed by a liberal group on principle.

Dislikes government regulation of business. Would rather we have no way to stop businesses with evil intent from abusing us.

One good example (or bad one, depending on how you look at it) of a Republican is George W. Bush.

The Tea Party have about 90% of the time voted for Republicans, so any bullshit about them not being Republican is only so Republicans have scapegoats for the occasional really insane shit they do.

by Savonarola August 1, 2011

republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.

He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Republican

someone who runs as a candidate for the sole purpose of cutting taxes/keeping them low

W ran for president as a Republican because he thought taxes were too high on the wealthy.

by whatever5551 July 26, 2011

Republican

Repuclicans are followers of one of two moderate right-wing idealisms currently vying for power in the United States of America.
Like most people, they are well intentioned, and believe firmly in 80's conservative thought, that society should essentially be run on the basis of a firm, fair meritocracy.
Sadly, there are many faults to this point of view. Like most ideologies it fails to take into account much of practical reality. The net result of excessive republicanism appears to be unregulated markets, social inequity, aggressive tribalism and unaccountable power structures run by a wealthy elite.
These excesses run contrary to the ideology's core values, and so it might be said to be self-destructive.

It is questionable whether the United States (and we in the rest of the free world) should be under the leadership of the present president were it not for the partisan nature of the US legal system; in particular the majority of republicans in its upper echelons.

by European October 29, 2003