Remote learning

Worse than being at school.

Just sitting around doing nothing but just listening to stupid shit every day in the morning.

If you ever tried to skip class or school. They send you home with a note saying, Your son/daughter Is falling behind such as, not listening and skipping classes.

And if your sick, your still forced to do work online remote learning wtf.

by Spheraz January 13, 2021

Remote Kontol

A penis (Kontol means penis in Javanese and Indonesian) that is used as a remote control for several electronic appliances, machines, and sometimes women. It's also used when you want to aim at the toilet bowl to urine perfectly.

Your penis is a remote kontol.

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

Remote

We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.

tv and radio.

by truly yours April 6, 2004

removed

Something that was once there but is now not there. Removed.

The primter was broken in my office. I called up maintenance and had it removed.

by Wrkmaster January 30, 2018

remote

Located far away; distant in space.

The lake was located in a remote area.

by America Nicole August 21, 2006