Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

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reggiter

A word made up by the YES MEN, a subversive anti-corporate group while posing as executives from Exon-mobile, meaning a overall largely accepted group mindset.

"Religious bigotry is introduced into the reggiter of conservatives simply for incendiary motives."

"The reggiter of wester society is based off of judeo-christian values."

by worldddddtraveler April 21, 2009

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Regrifter • Register • regifted • Register Clot • Register Princess • Degrifter • reggiter • regifted phone number • Regifted Surprise • regiftrocation

regifted phone number

A phone number that used to be yours and is now someone else's; conversely, a phone number that used to be someone else's and is now yours.

Me: "Someone kept texting that he loved me and finally I said 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?' and then his mom said it was a kid and this used to be his dad's number. I felt bad."

Friend: "That's what happens when you have a regifted phone number."

by theshecreeper March 29, 2010

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registering a pinkie

Noticing one has an erection

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls

by smcduk November 1, 2017

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close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 28, 2006

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