Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!
by Wisco March 17, 2005

Jane: Boy, that John can't eat puss to save his life.
Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!
Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!
by Tom Kaz December 9, 2008

by RAWR...IAMADINOSAUR May 13, 2010

The place where they train the future Evil rulers of the world.
They know what pi is. They just won't tell us.
They can talk to sheep.
They know what pi is. They just won't tell us.
They can talk to sheep.
by 748596 May 17, 2006

Passive aggressive frenchman who treats people like complete shit and believes he is better than everyone else.
Example "Hey dude did you just hear how that guy got talked to! YEAH he totally got the big man regis treatment, poor fucker"
by Studio44 April 29, 2022

The school that makes you question not if you are sducidal, but if you have the energy to kill yourself (the answer is no)
The school in which student body might never feel a women’s touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.
The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no one’s self esteem can get any lower.
The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.
The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
The school in which student body might never feel a women’s touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.
The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no one’s self esteem can get any lower.
The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.
The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
by What are names anyways? February 26, 2022

by TamTam513 November 26, 2009
