sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

Receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.

Emma Blackery:Don't you try coming for me
Cause I'm the bitch who keeps her receipts

by ToboTron May 12, 2018

Recessivism

(Noun) 1. Social, political and economic philosophy designed to disassemble (with the intent to destroy) democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. This philosophy is designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of other communal or societal institutions, such as governments. A practitioner of recessivism champions corporate personhood and rights often at the direct expense of the environment, flesh and blood human rights and socio-economic conditions. Practitioners typically pursue deregulation of financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

Recessivism leads us to believe that America was best under the proto-fascist fusion of the British Monarchy, Parliament and the British East India Company.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

Goo receptacle

Any orifice suitable as a depository for one's man chowder, baby gravy, or spooge.

"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

by klopstock February 11, 2009

Recessive

A term for white people which refers to white people scientifically being "genetically recessive". This is why the "one drop rule" was created.

"Don't ever let these recessives make you feel like you're subhuman".

by IBTAL September 26, 2019

receptacle

Receptacle "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

'left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum receptacle, please..."

by SuraScent April 20, 2007