Retorosekushiaru

Retorosekushiaru

Japanese for Retro-Sexual

Also a common nickname for people named Ryan trying to impress, and become the boyfriend of, a girl who goes by Mayu. (see Mayu) Also the nickname does mean it's definition in english see below.

Retro-Sexual is -

Metro-Sexual for people that don't like Metro Station.

Shimo- Ryan your so Metro-Sexual

Mayu- Yeeeaah

Ryan- No..

Shimo and Mayu - Yeaahhh you can't deny it

Ryan- Yes I can, I'm not Metro-Sexual, I'm RETROSEXUAL! Although, I prefer Retorosekushiaru

by Ryntak March 10, 2009

retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.

Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one

by Marco5py September 27, 2018

retry.mp4

Some random nigger black person

Fucking retry.mp4 get your ass back to cotton picking

by twebgamez April 7, 2019

Retort

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

Oh I’m such a retort

by halieisabellarose June 20, 2018

Retortatus

to retort after being f***ed up the anus

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

retorable

Retarded mixed with Adorable.

My girl is so wasted! Look at her, she's so retorable

by Smurf Soldiers April 13, 2014

Retryarrhea

When you spend more time than you anticipated pooping due to being stuck on a level on candy crush.
"Where have you been the last 40 minutes?...
Sorry man ive got a bad case of retryarrhea on level 289 of candy crush"

shammingsham shield retryarrhea

by Juniorsontucket November 27, 2015