razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by jenou May 13, 2007

Razor Girl

A character-type that appears in Cyberpunk. Razor Girls are basically action-heroines, usually with the sexiness and badassedry cranked up to the Nth degree.

The name comes from the original razor girl, Molly, of William Gibson's cyberpunk novel "Neuromancer" (often considered the original cyberpunk book). Molly is referred to as a "razor girl" and a "steppn' razor" by other characters, due to the retractable razor claws she has stored under her fingernails (to name only one of her badass cyborg upgrades).

Other examples of razor girls include Trinity from "The Matrix;" Major Kusanagi of "Ghost in the Shell;" Avalon and Lea Prism of the novel "Hammerjack;" and the lead characters of "Barb Wire," "Aeon Flux," and "Ultraviolet."

Mind you, a razor girl is not just any awesome female character who happens to be in a cyberpunk story. She has to meet that level of viciousness and badass. Rachel from "Blade Runner" is a fantastic character and a strong woman, but she is not a fighter, and thus is not a razor girl. Same goes for Shiloh, Blind Mag, and all the other awesome-but-not-action-fighter girls from "Repo: The Genetic Opera!" Neal Stephenson's Y.T., despite being one of the most awesome characters in all of fiction, never mind cyberpunk, also just barely misses to meet the criteria, since her shtick is more about escaping and dodging danger than confronting bad guys head-on.

"What the hell do you mean 'The Matrix' isn't cyberpunk? It's got all the tropes you need--the virtual reality, the black leather, the sunglasses, the hacker heroes, the evil corporate dudes, and the razor girls!"

by The Chickens Are Revolting December 5, 2014

razor bumps

Pseudofolliculitis barbae is a medical term for persistent irritation caused by shaving. Its most common on the male face, but it can also happen on other parts of the body where hair is shaved or plucked, especially areas where hair is curly and the skin is sensitive, such as genital shaving

I got razor bumps on the back of my legs the last time i shaved them.

by nailingthedoorshut April 7, 2010

Razor X

The G.O.A.T console player in Fortnite and the best PS4 player

Oh look it's Razor X and he does highground retakes building *hides in the bush*

by K-pop lovers February 17, 2020

Razor Brand Scooter

Your ankle's worst nightmare

"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021

Razor Tag

A euphemism for the phenomenon in prisons in which convicts viciously slice each other with razors.

Criminal 1:Hmm, the tedium of this prison system and my disinterest in literature are not a good combination.

Criminal 2: A likely predicament, friend. I think it is high time for some friendly sportsmanship.

Both Crimals: RAZOR TAG!

by YakLeader9 March 26, 2010

Razor-Sex

Sadomasochist sex involving cutting and bleeding on each other while fornicating.

I want to feel all of you, I want to be dead with you, I want to "feel your blood on me. I want to have razor-sex with you."

by Brent Hutchinson January 8, 2011